The World's Most Expensive
Cashmere Sweater
from Fancy Dan |
Hey Rich Dudes (and Duchesses)‹
Never get one-upped again with
The World¹s Most Expensive Cashmere Sweater!
from Fancy Dan, the first name in ultra-classy clothes and crap.
With The World's Most Expensive Cashmere Sweater, you're GUARANTEED to have the priciest sweater at that new country club where
they look down their noses at your nouveau riche ways. In fact, we¹re so confident our super-sophisticated, way classy cashmere
sweater is the priciest on the market we make this promise:
If you find a more expensive cashmere sweater ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, we¹ll
bill you for TWICE THE DIFFERENCE!
That way, you¹ll always be wearing the swankiest
cashmere sweater around.
The World's Most Expensive Cashmere Sweater has piles of class. It's made from the finest cashmere available. Each strand is
handpicked by poor, blind (but well-cared-for) Tibetan orphans whose sole pleasure in life is tickling goats. The material is then flown
first-class to Italy, where the sweaters are hand-wound by rustic locals in Adaggio, a village so small and remote some experts doubt its
existence. Once the sweaters are tailored to our exacting specifications
for wearability and overall fanciness, each one is bathed in diamond
dust, which is then vacuum-sealed in plastic and rocketed into orbit so it
cannot be reused. The sweaters themselves are lovingly packed, then
flown (first-class again) to Marseilles for an all-expenses-paid, luxury
vacation. Once rested, The World's Most Expensive Cashmere Sweaters are housed at a large private estate in Bern, Switzerland,
where they relax in comfort until they are adopted by one of our very special
customers.
So what are you waiting for, you panty-waist? Order The World's Most Expensive Cashmere Sweater now before some poor person talks you out of it.
World's Most Expensive Cashmere Sweater 055-07...$5011.99 and up
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